Sunday, February 18, 2007

I made waffles from scratch this morning - when you beat the egg whites and fold them into the batter, it really makes the waffle much fluffier. My favourite part is blending in the vanilla extract. Its smell reminds me of baking lumpy, asymmetrical cookies as a kid and bright summer afternoons in my parents' kitchen.
After waffles, Shayne and I went to Queen Elizabeth Park with the intention of playing golf but couldn't due to poor employee scheduling. So we went to the conservatory where the greenhouse's humidity fogged up my glasses. We mimicked Rosie the African parrot by clicking our tongues and chirping. Large koi fish swam in the man-made streams.
After the conservatory, we walked aimlessly around the park admiring other people's dogs. A fellow, I do not remember his name, asked Shayne and I if we would be witnesses to a wedding. His wife, Karen, is a marriage commissioner, and she was marrying a couple, Wayne and Chun, right then and there. We agreed to help. All we had to do was watch Karen say a few phrases that Wayne and Chun repeated. Then Wayne and Chun signed the contract as the fellow took their picture, and then both Shayne and I signed the contract while having our picture taken. Then, as simple as a few minutes can be, Wayne and Chun were married. They thanked Shayne and I for our help; we congratulated them and wished them our best as we departed. It was only about twenty feet later that Shayne and I realized that we could run back to Karen and get married right then and there. We paused; our feet pegged to the earth. We were standing on a dirt path where turning left meant marriage and right meant to continue as we were; the words should have been carved on a wooden signpost pointing in each direction. And we kept repeating the question "Should we . . . ? Should we . . . ?" to each other, but we were unable to walk either way.
When rational thinking set in, Shayne said that we better keep walking. On another rational note: neither Shayne nor I want to be in a higher tax bracket at the moment.
So we came across a sandwich board that said "Open House: Curling" and decided to do that instead. Curling is actually quite challenging and kind of fun. George, one of the curling coaches, taught us how to throw, curl and slide - I kept loosing my balance and ending up on my ass. If I had more time, I would not mind taking up the sport - Shayne has grander dreams of learning how to curl and then challenging his adolescent nieces to a curling dual. Sounds like another kind of destiny.

Flux capacitor.

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Big Sister in Mexico

Good to see Catherine is having fun, but hey! she's wearing my shirt!
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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Walmart Is Selling My Boyfriend!

You can apparently buy him for only $8.80.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Zora Neale Hurston in a Jazz Club

I have been writing essays for the last couple of days - one on diverse perspectives in Feminist theory.
One of the theoriests quoted from Zora Neale Hurston's book How It Feels to Be Colored Me to illustrate a point in regard to multi-conscious identities, and Hurston's writing is so incredible I had to share it:

My pulse is throbbing like a war drum. I want to slaughter something - give me pain, give death to what, I do not know. But the piece ends. The men of the orchestra wipe their lips and rest their fingers. I creep back slowly to the veneer we call civilization with the last tone and find the white friend sitting motionless in his seat, smoking calmly.
"Good music they have here," he remarks, drumming the table with his fingertips.
Music. The great blobs of purple and red emotion have not touched him. He has only heard what I felt. He is far away and I see him but dimly across the ocean and the continent that have fallen between us. He is so pale with his whiteness then and I am so coloured.

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Cheena's Muse

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

I Heart Katamari


Monday evening I found myself sick in bed - so I knew the best thing would be to head over to Natasha's for TLC! She gave me some chamomile/mint/lemon/ginger tea and some toast with marjarine to make my stomach feel better. Since her boyfriend was at work, we decided to monopolize his playstation 2 and play Katamari. This game is hilarious. All you do is roll around a ball and pick up stuff like thumb-tacs, strawberries, sparrows - anything in your way until you have made your ball big enough for 'dad.' Simple idea, but sooo much fun!

In other news, I'm looking to move into cheaper accomodation. Cheaper will mean roomates so I've been answering ads and setting up appointments. I want to stay in the same neighborhood though, so I'm not in a hurry to move out until I find the right roomates and the right place.

Other than that, I'm working, studying, finishing exams and having fun.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006

Educational Video Games

So I'm browsing the internet and I found Lapis, a video game that

". . . entertains females - without them ever needing to understand the sex metaphor. But at some point when they did start figuring out the connection to their ownsexuality and pleasure, they would have learned some ideas and techniques behind sexual satisfaction." (Heather Kelley)

The idea is that you pet the bunny's ears, tickle its nose and so on to get the bunny to it's 'happy place.' The pattern of arousal mimicks that of the Human Sexual Response Cycle and the imagery is based on the fantasies and thoughts of women during arousal and orgasm.

Kind of cool - eh?

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